Only 30% of the human population can look at a light source and bring on a sneeze.
I don't know why, but it's true.
I always keep a pouch of pollen in my pocket when I go out to the clubs.
After I take her home and get her naked in bed, I sprinkle some under her nose. When she starts to sneeze, I turn on the light.
If she follows through, I know she's worthy.
I can't tell you how many naked girls I had to throw out of my bed because they were not photoreceptic.
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