That's right sneezelets. Gaze upon we gifted 30% as we laff and sneeze at will.
Those fucking darkies have no idea how good we have it.
I sneeze when exposed to sunlight after being in darkness for a while. Its a thing, I think photic reflex is what it's called. Anyone else? Never met anyone else with that.
It also has happened when I drank a ton of coffee and smoked a couple cigarettes back to back.
Sometimes I sneeze when I use a cotton bud to clean my ears which is almost daily. Every time I shower at home.
Also, I sneeze in threes
I sneeze in 7's, and I have bad allergies
Only 30% of the human population can look at a light source and bring on a sneeze.
I don't know why, but it's true.
I always keep a pouch of pollen in my pocket when I go out to the clubs.
After I take her home and get her naked in bed, I sprinkle some under her nose. When she starts to sneeze, I turn on the light.
If she follows through, I know she's worthy.
I can't tell you how many naked girls I had to throw out of my bed because they were not photoreceptic.
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