Nah man it's the simplest form of sex magic and the reason we have opposable thumbs. Just don't do it too much, like shower more than you touch yourself, that's a good ratio.
Porn on the other hand, is bad news.
Before I have sex I let one loose so I don't embarass myself.
Oh, look at Mr Sexhaver over there
I have to, hookers are expensive, I'm trying to get my money's worth.
Just get a tranny drunk, bro. A hole's a hole.
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