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I live in a shitty ass apartment and was woken up around 7am this morning to what I thought were sounds of someone shoveling snow - but it turns out that it's a wild animal stuck in my oven's fan air duct - I can hear it scratching as I'm typing this - I've already called and left a message for the property management company but they probably won't respond until tomorrow and I'm hoping the animal won't be dead.

I don't know WTF it is - a bird, squirrel, chipmunk, mouse, rat - but I'm not gonna take apart the fan and air duct to find out - and I'm dreading having a maintenance guy or an HVAC tech come do it.

How the fuck does something like this happen? Especially when I'm on the 1st floor.

EDIT: The creature is stuck in the air vent that connects to the little hut that's (sometimes) above stoves - The fan on mine connects to a very small air duct - only big enough for animals mentioned above to get into.

I live in a shitty ass apartment and was woken up around 7am this morning to what I thought were sounds of someone shoveling snow - but it turns out that it's a wild animal stuck in my oven's fan air duct - I can hear it scratching as I'm typing this - I've already called and left a message for the property management company but they probably won't respond until tomorrow and I'm hoping the animal won't be dead. I don't know WTF it is - a bird, squirrel, chipmunk, mouse, rat - but I'm not gonna take apart the fan and air duct to find out - and I'm dreading having a maintenance guy or an HVAC tech come do it. How the fuck does something like this happen? Especially when I'm on the 1st floor. EDIT: The creature is stuck in the air vent that connects to the little hut that's (sometimes) above stoves - The fan on mine connects to a very small air duct - only big enough for animals mentioned above to get into.

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I learned this growing up on a farm- the laws of physics/nature do not apply to felines and rodents.

I've seen rats as big as a man's fist teleport underneath the crack of a door, with less than half an inch of space.

These creatures have access to some form of teleportation technology. This is common knowledge on the farm.

Jokes aside, I'm only being partly facetious; rats can squeeze into spaces that they really shouldn't be able to. Question- you have a dog or a cat? If so, I'd imagine they are very interested in w/e is making that noise.

As long as you hear that noise, the animal is probably still alive. If it's stuck somehow, it'll be dead before you reach it. You can drop a nuke on a rat and it might survive. If it gets stuck somewhere, though, it's done for.

This is the property owner's responsibility to deal with. There are sanitation standards they must abide by. Keep a record of this incident, in order to protect yourself- idk your landlord, idk if he's a good guy or if he's an asshole that'll try to make you pay for this somehow. You've done what you are obligated to do- reported the problem as soon as you could. Now, your landlord is legally obligated to deal with it. Good luck.

I'd be curious to see an update post as this story unfolds. Keep us posted, yeah?