I'm not a picky eater and i don't want soy flour and all the other crap things they add to pre made bread, and i also dont want to waste my time making proper bread or buy so many gay ass ingredients or put flour all over my kitchen table so the cleaning effort isn't worth the reward.
what you do is put a dash of milk in a cereal bowl (fuck measuring), then i put a dash of olive oil cause i have it but if u dont then fuck it it's not needed. put two handfuls of self-raising flour in the bowl and do this positioned over your oven tray (which should have baking paper on it obviously) and any flour that falls from ur fingers as u transfer from packet to bowl becomes ur light dusting of flour on the baking paper. then u just mix the stuff in the bowl with ur hands roll it into ball roll it onto the baking paper flatten it then stab it in the middle then put it in the oven for 15 mins.
then u cut it in half once cooked and put butter or honey or vegemite or whatever on it. basically the same as an english muffin (lol). u can survive any jewish genocide attempt with this. if u dont have an oven u put it on a stick and hold it over the fire then just eat it.
I'm not a picky eater and i don't want soy flour and all the other crap things they add to pre made bread, and i also dont want to waste my time making proper bread or buy so many gay ass ingredients or put flour all over my kitchen table so the cleaning effort isn't worth the reward.
what you do is put a dash of milk in a cereal bowl (fuck measuring), then i put a dash of olive oil cause i have it but if u dont then fuck it it's not needed. put two handfuls of self-raising flour in the bowl and do this positioned over your oven tray (which should have baking paper on it obviously) and any flour that falls from ur fingers as u transfer from packet to bowl becomes ur light dusting of flour on the baking paper. then u just mix the stuff in the bowl with ur hands roll it into ball roll it onto the baking paper flatten it then stab it in the middle then put it in the oven for 15 mins.
then u cut it in half once cooked and put butter or honey or vegemite or whatever on it. basically the same as an english muffin (lol). u can survive any jewish genocide attempt with this. if u dont have an oven u put it on a stick and hold it over the fire then just eat it.
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