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I'm not a picky eater and i don't want soy flour and all the other crap things they add to pre made bread, and i also dont want to waste my time making proper bread or buy so many gay ass ingredients or put flour all over my kitchen table so the cleaning effort isn't worth the reward.

what you do is put a dash of milk in a cereal bowl (fuck measuring), then i put a dash of olive oil cause i have it but if u dont then fuck it it's not needed. put two handfuls of self-raising flour in the bowl and do this positioned over your oven tray (which should have baking paper on it obviously) and any flour that falls from ur fingers as u transfer from packet to bowl becomes ur light dusting of flour on the baking paper. then u just mix the stuff in the bowl with ur hands roll it into ball roll it onto the baking paper flatten it then stab it in the middle then put it in the oven for 15 mins.

then u cut it in half once cooked and put butter or honey or vegemite or whatever on it. basically the same as an english muffin (lol). u can survive any jewish genocide attempt with this. if u dont have an oven u put it on a stick and hold it over the fire then just eat it.

I'm not a picky eater and i don't want soy flour and all the other crap things they add to pre made bread, and i also dont want to waste my time making proper bread or buy so many gay ass ingredients or put flour all over my kitchen table so the cleaning effort isn't worth the reward. what you do is put a dash of milk in a cereal bowl (fuck measuring), then i put a dash of olive oil cause i have it but if u dont then fuck it it's not needed. put two handfuls of self-raising flour in the bowl and do this positioned over your oven tray (which should have baking paper on it obviously) and any flour that falls from ur fingers as u transfer from packet to bowl becomes ur light dusting of flour on the baking paper. then u just mix the stuff in the bowl with ur hands roll it into ball roll it onto the baking paper flatten it then stab it in the middle then put it in the oven for 15 mins. then u cut it in half once cooked and put butter or honey or vegemite or whatever on it. basically the same as an english muffin (lol). u can survive any jewish genocide attempt with this. if u dont have an oven u put it on a stick and hold it over the fire then just eat it.

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[–] • 1 pt

So you invented shortbread? That's what it is called and it's been around forever.

If you want to get more interesting with your "invented recipe", use 1 cup heavy whipping cream to 2 cups self-rising flour and add a little bit of salt to make it more flavorful (about 0.5 teaspoon). You can also add your olive oil or some melted butter to give it more flavor. Knead the dough for about 5 minutes and add a little more flour if the dough is sticky. Oiling your hands also helps keep it from sticking to you while kneading. Let the dough rest for 10 minutes and form it into biscuit shaped pucks or whatever shape/size you want. Bake it at 400F until the outside is golden brown. Top with whatever you like and enjoy a soft yet hearty and flavorful bread.

[–] • 1 pt

OMG, you add cream to damn near anything and it comes out better: batter, gravy, french toast... Mmmmmm

[–] • 0 pt

lol yeah i'm not doing all that