Me: Where's Dan today?
Coworker: He's off. It's Yom Kippur.
Me: Dan's Jewish? His last name is more Italian-sounding than mine!
CW: He's really only Jewish when it comes to taking the holidays off.
Me: Interesting.
CW: If that's not stereotypical Jewishness I don't know what is.
Me; Oy vey!
Me: Where's Dan today?
Coworker: He's off. It's Yom Kippur.
Me: Dan's Jewish? His last name is more Italian-sounding than mine!
CW: He's really only Jewish when it comes to taking the holidays off.
Me: Interesting.
CW: If that's not stereotypical Jewishness I don't know what is.
Me; Oy vey!
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