Next they'll be teaching your kid that girls don't have cooties. Get him homeschooled, stat.
I had a Health teacher claim women were the more likely of the sexes to spread STDs. Her logic/reasoning was if there was if liquids were coming out, women would shove a tampon in it. For males, it would usually burn and we'd get that checked.
From that perspective, girls having cooties makes so much sense.
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