The bathroom is also a good place to go if you're feeling particularly gassy because it's not polite to fart in social settings, like in class or at the dinner table (yuck!). But don't worry if this happens accidentally. Just remember to say "excuse me"!
Kid, at dinner table: "Excuse me" Parent: "What are you apologizing for?" Kid: "I farted" Parent: o.O
These poor kids will never know the joy of blaming it on the girl sitting nearest and watching her freak out and cry.
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