Homeschool. Raise the kid yourself.
Homeschool. Raise the kid yourself.
farts offend gays
lol
> farts offend gays
lol
thought fags farting at eachother was a form of flirting.
thought fags farting at eachother was a form of flirting.
Hmm.... you okay?
Hmm.... you okay?
Next they'll be teaching your kid that girls don't have cooties. Get him homeschooled, stat.
Next they'll be teaching your kid that girls don't have cooties. Get him homeschooled, stat.
I had a Health teacher claim women were the more likely of the sexes to spread STDs. Her logic/reasoning was if there was if liquids were coming out, women would shove a tampon in it. For males, it would usually burn and we'd get that checked.
From that perspective, girls having cooties makes so much sense.
I had a Health teacher claim women were the more likely of the sexes to spread STDs. Her logic/reasoning was if there was if liquids were coming out, women would shove a tampon in it. For males, it would usually burn and we'd get that checked.
From that perspective, girls having cooties makes so much sense.
Gays have silent farts.
Gays have silent farts.
Greek love calls are no laughing matter
Greek love calls are no laughing matter
This is Cultural Marxism at its highest. Get out.
This is Cultural Marxism at its highest. Get out.
The bathroom is also a good place to go if you're feeling particularly gassy because it's not polite to fart in social settings, like in class or at the dinner table (yuck!). But don't worry if this happens accidentally. Just remember to say "excuse me"!
Kid, at dinner table: "Excuse me" Parent: "What are you apologizing for?" Kid: "I farted" Parent: o.O
>The bathroom is also a good place to go if you're feeling particularly gassy because it's not polite to fart in social settings, like in class or at the dinner table (yuck!). But don't worry if this happens accidentally. Just remember to say "excuse me"!
Kid, at dinner table: "Excuse me"
Parent: "What are you apologizing for?"
Kid: "I farted"
Parent: o.O
These poor kids will never know the joy of blaming it on the girl sitting nearest and watching her freak out and cry.
These poor kids will never know the joy of blaming it on the girl sitting nearest and watching her freak out and cry.
Why the hell is that kid in public school faggot!
Why the hell is that kid in public school faggot!
I'm a single father and welder faggot.
I'm a single father and welder faggot.
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