She's been nuts for a while now, and recently broke her hip. Been in the hospital and rehab clinic for 6 weeks now. She told me the catheter gives her 10k orgasms a day. I said 'good for you' and she replied 'it gets old after a few hours'. I swear this happened. BONUS: my dad was hovering, and I heard him mutter 'FUCK!', but the cat was out of the bag already. I hope I die before I get old. DOUBLE BONUS: my old man went impotent about 25-30 years ago, I heard them arguing about it lots of times. I found his dick pump once when I was searching for pills, I still can't get the image out of my head. A pube was caught on the rim of the dick tube...oh Lord.