Holding beer can in left, popping the tab with my right. As I’m popping a turd lands right on the fleshy area between thumb and pointer. Fuckin birds, luckily he was dehydrated, didn’t get the goopy white shit, just some blackberry jam.
Beer tasted fine.
Holding beer can in left, popping the tab with my right. As I’m popping a turd lands right on the fleshy area between thumb and pointer. Fuckin birds, luckily he was dehydrated, didn’t get the goopy white shit, just some blackberry jam.
Beer tasted fine.
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