A bird just shit on my hand while I was opening a beer.

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Holding beer can in left, popping the tab with my right. As I’m popping a turd lands right on the fleshy area between thumb and pointer. Fuckin birds, luckily he was dehydrated, didn’t get the goopy white shit, just some blackberry jam.

Beer tasted fine.

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bird shit is bad for you

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This I know, but it begs the question; what shit is good for you?

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the good shit

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