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Holding beer can in left, popping the tab with my right. As I’m popping a turd lands right on the fleshy area between thumb and pointer. Fuckin birds, luckily he was dehydrated, didn’t get the goopy white shit, just some blackberry jam.

Beer tasted fine.

Holding beer can in left, popping the tab with my right. As I’m popping a turd lands right on the fleshy area between thumb and pointer. Fuckin birds, luckily he was dehydrated, didn’t get the goopy white shit, just some blackberry jam. Beer tasted fine.

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Pretty sure it was a blue jay... am I doomed?

[–] • 1 pt

Bluejay's are the assholes of the bird community..lol

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

Hmm.

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Edit: A bluejay is a songbird. Apologies for their original exception. Assuredly thou art neither a philanderer nor a theif. Nor wilt thou murder a man to steal his wife.

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Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy a lot of music some would call just noise, but to call a blue jay a song bird... I guess grindcore has its place in nature.