Roman Augury omen , presuming the dookie hit thy right hand while pulling the tab, rather than thy left hand holding the beer, and that it was neither a corvid nor a jay but a song bird or dove, that thou wilt receive a windfall in the form of currency or poontang, though not via a transaction between the two.
Roman Augury omen , presuming the dookie hit thy right hand while pulling the tab, rather than thy left hand holding the beer, and that it was neither a corvid nor a jay but a song bird or dove, that thou wilt receive a windfall in the form of currency or poontang, though not via a transaction between the two.
Pretty sure it was a blue jay... am I doomed?
Pretty sure it was a blue jay... am I doomed?
Bluejay's are the assholes of the bird community..lol
Bluejay's are the assholes of the bird community..lol
Hmm.
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Edit: A bluejay is a songbird. Apologies for their original exception. Assuredly thou art neither a philanderer nor a theif. Nor wilt thou murder a man to steal his wife.
Hmm.
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Edit: A bluejay is a songbird. Apologies for their original exception. Assuredly thou art neither a philanderer nor a theif. Nor wilt thou murder a man to steal his wife.
Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy a lot of music some would call just noise, but to call a blue jay a song bird... I guess grindcore has its place in nature.
Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy a lot of music some would call just noise, but to call a blue jay a song bird... I guess grindcore has its place in nature.
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