Sounds like a good time to tell your manager you just lost your sense of smell.
Sounds like a good time to tell your manager you just lost your sense of smell.
Add some more bugs...go ahead, you big pussy, just fuckin DO IT.
Add some more bugs...go ahead, you big pussy, just fuckin DO IT.
Fixing a bug will add three new, albeit minor bugs.
Adding a feature, no matter how small, will introduce at least one major bug, alongside the three minor ones.
Fixing a bug will add three new, albeit minor bugs.
Adding a feature, no matter how small, will introduce at least one major bug, alongside the three minor ones.
This one was dumber, the curry fuck who wrote the code tried to auto serialize an anonymous object and it failed to do so, because there was no to string method attached. However, the log was swallowed before hence no one cared. Now the endpoint exposes the shitty coding for all to see, hence its a priority item
This one was dumber, the curry fuck who wrote the code tried to auto serialize an anonymous object and it failed to do so, because there was no to string method attached. However, the log was swallowed before hence no one cared. Now the endpoint exposes the shitty coding for all to see, hence its a priority item
Ah, that lovely Indian code that my one programming instructor crowed about in the 90s. They're so efficient, he said.
That was right about the time I worked for a major appliance manufacturer that used a round logo. They wanted to open up India as a market (because Indians making $3000 a year are going to purchase $12,000 Stainless Profile side-by-sides) so they contracted an Indian company to write a worldwide database manager to replace TPS2/CICS. (Yes, I had TPS reports.) All testing went well, it went live...and went dark. Turns out they tested the database with item. Not series of items, just 1 item. When the company loaded the production data into the system, data that encompassed almost 50 years worth of stocked parts, it crashed. I have no idea why TPS2 was turned off that day, but I suspect it had something to do with complete confidence in the new system. After all, they tested it.
When I left a year later they were still finding orders stuck in queues and lost in a location charmingly called "BLAKHOLE."
Fuck you Mr. Kuhn. You were a complete idiot gushing over pajeets.
Ah, that lovely Indian code that my one programming instructor crowed about in the 90s. They're so efficient, he said.
That was right about the time I worked for a major appliance manufacturer that used a round logo. They wanted to open up India as a market (because Indians making $3000 a year are going to purchase $12,000 Stainless Profile side-by-sides) so they contracted an Indian company to write a worldwide database manager to replace TPS2/CICS. (Yes, I had TPS reports.) All testing went well, it went live...and went dark. Turns out they tested the database with item. Not series of items, just 1 item. When the company loaded the production data into the system, data that encompassed almost 50 years worth of stocked parts, it crashed. I have no idea why TPS2 was turned off that day, but I suspect it had something to do with complete confidence in the new system. After all, they **tested** it.
When I left a year later they were still finding orders stuck in queues and lost in a location charmingly called "BLAKHOLE."
Fuck you Mr. Kuhn. You were a complete idiot gushing over pajeets.
Yeah the hindus really do a good job of fucking shit up. Whats always perplexed me is how they manage to evade blame. Its blatantly obvious who fucked up, yet they lie and worm their way out of it because of idiot managers. The only thing they are good at is making up stupid bullshit and supporting eachothers lies.
Yeah the hindus really do a good job of fucking shit up. Whats always perplexed me is how they manage to evade blame. Its blatantly obvious who fucked up, yet they lie and worm their way out of it because of idiot managers. The only thing they are good at is making up stupid bullshit and supporting eachothers lies.
This is a good time to advocate for a staging environment. Did you test this code on a development environment? You gotta at least do that as a bare minimal needful.
This is a good time to advocate for a staging environment. Did you test this code on a development environment? You gotta at least do that as a bare minimal needful.
This is Indian QA, so these bugs made it to prod because no one gave enough of a fuck to flag anything beforehand
This is Indian QA, so these bugs made it to prod because no one gave enough of a fuck to flag anything beforehand
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