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Something I noticed, he came by for a few days. I always knew he had a drinking issue, but when he left i noticed his bed sheets were soaked in urine. He pissed himself in the middle of the night and just left the sheets there. Not only that, he waited for a few days, so the mattress is now ruined too, and completely soaked/humid. I was gonna use it to sleep on tonight since i only have the one mattress, but that seems to be out. But like damn, this cant be good if hes pissing himself in the middle of the night from being black out drunk. He didnt even seem to have drunk that much, but he must have because upon further reviews, i had 3 bottles of wine (i dont drink wine) and 2 of them are currently empty, not including the alcohol he drank at the restaurants whilst he was here.

Something I noticed, he came by for a few days. I always knew he had a drinking issue, but when he left i noticed his bed sheets were soaked in urine. He pissed himself in the middle of the night and just left the sheets there. Not only that, he waited for a few days, so the mattress is now ruined too, and completely soaked/humid. I was gonna use it to sleep on tonight since i only have the one mattress, but that seems to be out. But like damn, this cant be good if hes pissing himself in the middle of the night from being black out drunk. He didnt even seem to have drunk that much, but he must have because upon further reviews, i had 3 bottles of wine (i dont drink wine) and 2 of them are currently empty, not including the alcohol he drank at the restaurants whilst he was here.

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Not the first time, and also not the first mattress that was ruined. Also not the first time he drank so much he couldnt remember anything. His ex gf used to pawn him back on me in the middle of the night at times because she couldnt handle him anymore

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Yep, you have an alcoholic on your hands. You need to have a quiet moment with your family and friends to decide where you’re going to bury his body. Then let him know we are tired of you’re shit and if you don’t straighten up here is where we are going to bury your naked corpse! Say “Naked” real loud for emphasis. This will work. (Please don’t actually kill him, but do toss him into a pre-dug grave, hilarious.)

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The thing is he has a good job, and a relatively normal life. Allthough every time i call him, usuallly a few times a week he is always without fail

  • getting drunk with his friends playing a game or doing who knows
  • getting drunk at a bar to make it appear he isn't a drunk
  • getting drunk at home because he's lazy that day
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Ah, this is completely different “A functional alcoholic” here’s where we diverge: YOU DON’T! Set his ass aside, beat the shit out of him. Let him know drink alcohol you get assbeat. Make sure his wife gives him his last conscious punch in the nose. It needs to be painful. Beating the drunk out of drunks is so much more satisfying than beating drunks. (But don’t hesitate to do both, tough love!)