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That's not that bad, become worried when you start describing the helicopter rides.

"I tried to calm his nerves by showing him several landmarks, he was still jittering with nervousness, knowing the inevitable fate that would befall him. The helicopter rotors chopping at the air muffling the soft whimpers, but the aura of fear could not be disguised. Briskly, I struck him in the face with a club, the communist's face squirted out blood like a hot sauce packet stomped on the pavement. The pain drew his attention before I shoved him out of the helicopter.

The body sometimes dies of a heart attack before landing, but a sharp blow to the face will make someone focus on that, and then they can meet their eternal slumber as their body thuds against the concrete. The internal organs partly liquefied and shards of bone that pierce the flesh of the now splattered commie was tragic. Tragic in the sense that many more needed to meet the same fate, for work was long and hard, but necessary."

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What is this from?

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My brain.

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Ever think about writing books?

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Well done, I was googling that shit. Write a fucking book, I'll buy it!

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Damn., my erection is huge.

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Don't worry about it. Soon enough no one will want to drink with you.

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Good. Now go do it again tomorrow without the drinking.

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Agorists didn't build Rome.

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Things that definitely, totally happened.

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You're picturing it wrong.

Dude was totally cool until his wife arrived and then he said I was like a fascist tom green which was ok but his wife wanted to push it and the whiskey made me bitter and I said what I said like a bitter fag and they had to go anyway and afterward I felt grown because they dont matter and I was at least honest. Then I told you guys and went to bed.

I had a hard fast rule against whiskey and now I think I want to go sober but I'm glad I broke the whiskey rule first.

Lol you were picturing me giving a speech to 20 people or something that's why you need to chill out nigga

JD Black the only way to be "woke"

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Bourbon or whisky?

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Decent manly men are anochists or libertarians.

Fuk all socialists for the cvnts that they are

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I think this is neat.

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That might've been the problem; next time he ought to use ice.

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End society? Instant kill. We are all we have.

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