> you can become a jew No You cannot. They say you can but it is a lie... it is a process that is impossible to get all the way through. You never get full acceptance because your mother was not a jew. > be faggot > want to be a Jew because Jews get all the cool shit and can oppress the world > research converting and start the process > talk to rabbi, get told to get fucked > plead with rabbi, get told to get fucked > beg a rabbi to let me convert, get told to get fucked > literally crawl from the street all the way to the alter and beg rabbi > "Well annon, I told you to get fucked three times and you keep crawling back like a cuck. I guess you are serious so I will let you convert." > talk to rabbi and he signs me up for Hebrew classes > pay upfront for Hebrew classes > spend years learning a dead language > talk to rabbi, find out I was taught 'goy hebrew' because sneaky jews do not like teaching real Hebrew to goys > find new Hebrew classes > pay for Hebrew classes again > spend years learning Hebrew again > talk to rabbi, tells me he has to cut off part of my dick and suck it > genitals mutilated > dick sucked > talked to rabbi. "now it is time for the tests of faith" > mfw > slave myself to the synagogue > mow the lawn, trim the bushes, mow the rabbi's lawn, mow the lawn of the 'elders' > talk to rabbi "ok annon, time to start attending temple" > attend temple service for a year. not allowed in - have to listen from the hallway > talk to rabbi "ok annon, time to start tithing to the temple" > pay 25% of my salary to the temple > talk to rabbi "ok annon, you are finally ready" > go through ceremony > be jew > molest a kid because I am a pedo faggot > get caught > flee to Israel > state mandated DNA test. WTF? > "Sorry annon, you are not jew. your DNA not right" > get deported. "sorry annon, only real jews have the right of return" > be pedo faggot jew wannabe in jail > MFW