No your gay daddy. The guy who drives you around in his whip. Need I send video proof? Ok you asked for it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIguH_Sex4M
You gotta admit tho, the camera loves me
Yes your uncle’s porn camera loves you diddling small wildlife. But really, find something more to be proud of.
Sheep are not really 'small', but let's not digress
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