You miss the greater point, Herr Einstein. I KNOW I will fall if I step off a roof. Obviously. I'm saying that the REASON I 'fall' is up for debate. Is a force pushing me, or a force attracting me, or is there a third explanation? I see no proof for anything. Ergo, gravity is fake and gay, until proven otherwise.
I KNOW I will fall if I step off a roof.
Are you sure? Have you tried it? Sounds kinda unscientific to me. You should go experiment.
Dropping a crash-test dummy off the roof isn't good enough. Maybe gravity works on everything else but not you? The only way to find out is to step off the roof yourself.
You know... For science!
no im scared
no im scared
Don't be scared. If you are the guy who proves Einstein wrong, you'll be in the history books and he'll be removed!
Look at Mike Hughes. Did he make excuses? No! He strapped his ass to a fucking home made rocket and bounced off the firmament! And now he's a legend!
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