You could add those sequined tassels that come on little girls bikes... they flutter in the breeze.
Or if your ego is so fragile that a new functioning lawnmower has you in a tizzy, sell it, buy something ‘appropriately’ manly.
Im in the country, nobody sees me mow. Do you know what a 'forrest gump' mower is? Super small tires, lock up if you turn to sharp, hit a small uneven place wants to fall over, mows very small swath. I said I fucked up. I wouldnt sell this pos to anybody, I have a hard enough time sleeping at night.
Saw one on a trip to Maine, lawn mower racing club. The forest gump mower was the fastest thing there and those guys are kind of nuts about mods and upgrades and motor swaps.
I got one for sell, interested? I dont look at you as anybody. Heh
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