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Now when I mow all I can think is "life is like a box of chocolates". The mower sucks ass.

Now when I mow all I can think is "life is like a box of chocolates". The mower sucks ass.

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Custom flame paint job. Cup holder. Bluetooth sound system.

Don’t hate it, go with it.

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Hank Hill does not approve.

[–] 2 pts

Ooof. True story.

Man, never had hank hill shame before, buts that’s a real thing.

NO

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You could add those sequined tassels that come on little girls bikes... they flutter in the breeze.

Or if your ego is so fragile that a new functioning lawnmower has you in a tizzy, sell it, buy something ‘appropriately’ manly.

Im in the country, nobody sees me mow. Do you know what a 'forrest gump' mower is? Super small tires, lock up if you turn to sharp, hit a small uneven place wants to fall over, mows very small swath. I said I fucked up. I wouldnt sell this pos to anybody, I have a hard enough time sleeping at night.