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Now when I mow all I can think is "life is like a box of chocolates". The mower sucks ass.

Now when I mow all I can think is "life is like a box of chocolates". The mower sucks ass.

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What's wrong with mexicans? Are you a racist or something?

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I assume you mean a reel mower? Those things have been shit for about 30 years. That was when the last USA made ones were sold and they started coming exclusively from China.

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I bought mine in 2003 and it is made in USA.

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Interesting. The company that made the one I had exported all their manufacturing to China well before that.

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Great States is the brand. Purchased at Home Depot.

Oh yea, its real. A real pos. But Im talkin about a real forrest gump mower.

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Had to look that up. Only thing I found was a clip from a movie where a guy was riding one of those tiny little Snapper tractor mowers. Zero-turns replaced those.

Tractor? I looked it up before posting and all I got was him on it. But yep that little piece of shit is it.

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Custom flame paint job. Cup holder. Bluetooth sound system.

Don’t hate it, go with it.

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Hank Hill does not approve.

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Ooof. True story.

Man, never had hank hill shame before, buts that’s a real thing.

NO

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You could add those sequined tassels that come on little girls bikes... they flutter in the breeze.

Or if your ego is so fragile that a new functioning lawnmower has you in a tizzy, sell it, buy something ‘appropriately’ manly.

Im in the country, nobody sees me mow. Do you know what a 'forrest gump' mower is? Super small tires, lock up if you turn to sharp, hit a small uneven place wants to fall over, mows very small swath. I said I fucked up. I wouldnt sell this pos to anybody, I have a hard enough time sleeping at night.

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Is there a warranty? Find something wrong with it and get your $ back!

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been to long, it had great reviews. I write one in my mind everytime I use the damn thing. Sometimes we just need to live with our fuckups.

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You mean the ones where the blade is geared to the wheels so the faster you walk the faster it spins, no motor? Lol yeah those do suck. Kids love em though. Pay some dumb kid to mow your lawn with it while you sit on the porch drinking iced tea and laugh at him.