How to make an Offering to @AOU is the all knowing all seeing MOD of Babylon. On the day of a full moon, Order a team pack of Honey Cruller Timbits from the most northerly Local Tim Hortons of your town. When the clock strikes Midnight, Take the box of Timbits and go to the most western park of your town. Throw 6 Timbits on the ground, and speak softly a kvetch into the wind. Do this for the most Southern Park and then the most Eastern Park. With the extra Timbits go to the most Central Park in your town and inside the Timbits box write down The title of a post and underneath it write down a wrong sub for the post. Doing this will draw the great Spirit of AOU as it will want to correct the handwritten post in the wrong hand written sub, But it won't be able to. It will then notice the Timbits, it consumes the essence of the Honey Cruler Timbits... and theeen, In a hyper fervor the Spirit flies around searching for other Timbits in the town, while it does this it can't help but notice all of the poorly organized web 2.0s, all the salty kvetching and shilling happening in the town. The morning after AOU the person wakes up feeling fully rejuvenated and has +420 Perception +666 Intelligence and +69 Endurance