just happened. So I’m in bed. I’m trying to sleep. I’m 99% asleep. Feeling warm and cozy. I hear bang bang bang. I live in an apartment, you hear other people sometimes so I ignore it. It keeps going on for five minutes. I’m finally like wtf. I get up and walk to my door. This guy is outside banging on my door. I open the door and he’s staring at me. He says who’s this faggot. Quira? Who’s this faggot. There’s a guy in an apartment across the way yelling at the guy. “That’s the wrong door,that’s not your apartment” over and over they both repeat these things. I tell this guy to get out of here then I close the door. Weird. Whatever. I hear my door knob jingling I hear him whistling. So I walk back to my door. I open my door. I say get the fuck out of here. He says something argumentative. So I start lighting him up. Maybe a good 5 punches to the face. He drops like a sack of potatoes. Then I stomp on his head a few times cauze it feels good. The guy across the way is dead silent. I ask him. Is this your friend? He says no but that guy used to live there. I turn around and close the door. Now my blood is pumping. About ten minutes later I open my door he’s still Laying on the floor. Eyes wide open. Blood pouring down his face. I’m like FUCk is this guy dead? Anyways I close the door. I hear sirens. Fuck I hope they’re not coming here. I open my door again. He starts stirring. That’s a relief. Open my door five minutes later to see if he’s gone. Cops there. He says I’ll talk to you in a minute. Now I’m worried I’m gonna have to go to jail. I don’t want to go to jail sober so I take a couple hits of something but it didn’t matter. I talk to the cop. I just asked him. Am I going to jail? He says no...he swung at you first right? I paused. Yea. He says ok self defense then. Asks me about it blah blah bblah. I don’t know if the guy across the way told him he swung first. I think the cop just recognized the situation and that it would be pretty fucked up to arrest me for beating a guy who wouldn’t leave my apartment. That’s why he asked the set up question, “he swung first right” anyways. I listened for a while as the ambulance talked to him he was busted up/ he didn’t know what day it was or where he was. Funny. Now it’s the middle of the night and I’m wide awake and I’m gonna have to skip the gym before work. Anyways that’s my story. I’m Awake so I figured I would share. It’s been a while since I hit anybody. It felt good to get that out. Sorry for posting this here. I wanted to post it in whatever. @aou why can’t we post stuff in whatever. It’s the best sub. Perfect for dumb shit like this. Can you please change it honey buns?