Dude it was an amazing experience until about a minute ago. Idk what changed.
Dude it was an amazing experience until about a minute ago. Idk what changed.
Harsh, mane, harsh.
Harsh, mane, harsh.
Did you do anything productive?
Did you do anything productive?
10:00am woke up, checked phone. 10:02am sat on toilet, jerked off to loliporn 11:35am got off toilet, legs numb, used door frame until pain passes, return to bed. 1:05 mom calls, bitches about me not looking for job. Asks where I want to go for my 30th birthday. Cry. Call mom back and say Chipotle. 1:15 jerk off to loliporn again. Cry. Erase all bookmarks. 1:30 Cereal and cartoons 3:15 Make post about not having internet. 6:30 remember was supposed to meet parents at 6pm. Call mom. Dad answers. Cry. 7:10 Make it to Chipotle, dad not there (thank GOD!). Order 2 burritos. Wait. Cry. Eat burrito. Cry. Tell mom I’m bring other one for my girlfriend. Hugs from mom. 7:15-11:05 Cry 11:06 eat girlfriend’s burrito. 11:10 jerkoff to loliporn. Cry self to sleep.
10:00am woke up, checked phone.
10:02am sat on toilet, jerked off to loliporn
11:35am got off toilet, legs numb, used door frame until pain passes, return to bed.
1:05 mom calls, bitches about me not looking for job. Asks where I want to go for my 30th birthday. Cry. Call mom back and say Chipotle.
1:15 jerk off to loliporn again. Cry. Erase all bookmarks.
1:30 Cereal and cartoons
3:15 Make post about not having internet.
6:30 remember was supposed to meet parents at 6pm. Call mom. Dad answers. Cry.
7:10 Make it to Chipotle, dad not there (thank GOD!). Order 2 burritos. Wait. Cry. Eat burrito. Cry. Tell mom I’m bring other one for my girlfriend. Hugs from mom.
7:15-11:05 Cry
11:06 eat girlfriend’s burrito.
11:10 jerkoff to loliporn. Cry self to sleep.
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