There has been some questioning around here whether I am indeed the Poal Badass you all have been proclaiming and decreeing

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I just got back from grocery shopping, went through the quickie 12 item lane... with 13 items.

Take my word for it or not, I don't give a shit, because I'm such a rebel!

I just got back from grocery shopping, went through the quickie 12 item lane... with 13 items. Take my word for it or not, I don't give a shit, because I'm such a rebel!

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If you were a real grocery shopping badass you'd have taken the cripple cart and run into people and knocked shit over with it, gone into the quickie lane with a cart full of stuff, and paid with a check.

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Whoa, that's just being a tryhard there.

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Next time you should really push the envelope and pay with a check. Don't start even looking for your checkbook until you know your total.

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Hey now, there is a fine line between rebel and criminal and you're way over!

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I can't help it. I also like to place my items on the checkout counter before the person before me is is finished. But hey, it could be worse. I could be in the Cult of Aldi.