- Im 18 years old. Drinking age in Florida was 18. Im at a tiki hut bar on the beach and a hot blonde sends me over a shot of Tequila! I pick up my shot and mosey over to talk to her. Shes about 5'4" with 38DD's! No joke.
Now I grew up on the beach and never even spoke to a tourist while the sun was out because tourists are there for 2 things. get a tan and party at night. The sdun was cdown so its party time!
I talk with her for 15 minutes and ask her if shes ever seen a Florida gator? Of course she hasnt so I get her in my car and light a joint. I immediately drive straight to my place. The maids quarters to a mansion on the water.
I worked with the woman who was caretaker of the place and she rented me the maids quarters which was attached to the house via the laundry. I pull up in front of the mansion and say "it looks like my parents are asleep. lets go to the maids quarters".
Worked every time. I bang her all night and the next day drive her back to the friends house where she was staying. We turn the corner and there were 2 Sheriffs cars parked in front of the house.
She tells me to go around the block. Gives me a kiss. Jumps out. I never saw her again. I wonder how old she was?
1978. Im 18 years old. Drinking age in Florida was 18. Im at a tiki hut bar on the beach and a hot blonde sends me over a shot of Tequila! I pick up my shot and mosey over to talk to her. Shes about 5'4" with 38DD's! No joke.
Now I grew up on the beach and never even spoke to a tourist while the sun was out because tourists are there for 2 things. get a tan and party at night. The sdun was cdown so its party time!
I talk with her for 15 minutes and ask her if shes ever seen a Florida gator? Of course she hasnt so I get her in my car and light a joint. I immediately drive straight to my place. The maids quarters to a mansion on the water.
I worked with the woman who was caretaker of the place and she rented me the maids quarters which was attached to the house via the laundry. I pull up in front of the mansion and say "it looks like my parents are asleep. lets go to the maids quarters".
Worked every time. I bang her all night and the next day drive her back to the friends house where she was staying. We turn the corner and there were 2 Sheriffs cars parked in front of the house.
She tells me to go around the block. Gives me a kiss. Jumps out. I never saw her again. I wonder how old she was?
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