You may be a redneck ...
If you see a penny in the street and don't run over to snatch it up, you may be a redneck.
If you see a bicycle in someone's front yard and don't steal it, you may be a redneck.
If you come across someone lying hurt in the street, and stop to help them, you may be a redneck.
If you don't get the urge to drop your pants and shit in the middle of the sidewalk, you may be a redneck.
If you can speak English, you may be a redneck.
If you work for a living, you may be a redneck.
If you believe in truth, justice and the American way, you may be a redneck.
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