When i was a child i loved a dog down the street so much i decided to show off my new pogo stick my black father gave for my barmitsvah. This pogo was amzing it was better than any other pogo stick i had ever had, my pogo stick was better than my neighbours, it was even better than my teachers, freinds and family. I loved my pogo stick.
I love pogo stics so much i even invent jokes about them.
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Have you heard about pogo stick cult?
Prophets have gone through the roof.
Why should you never get in an argument with a pogo stick?
They always jump to conclusions.
I watched a horror movie about pogo sticks.
Too many jump scares.
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I jumped onto my pogo stick and rode to my dog. I said to the dog 'i care about you' the n i started yelling about jews or something. then i did some jumps and I impressed the dog so mch it started humping me.
When i was a child i loved a dog down the street so much i decided to show off my new pogo stick my black father gave for my barmitsvah. This pogo was amzing it was better than any other pogo stick i had ever had, my pogo stick was better than my neighbours, it was even better than my teachers, freinds and family. I loved my pogo stick.
I love pogo stics so much i even invent jokes about them.
*
Have you heard about pogo stick cult?
Prophets have gone through the roof.
Why should you never get in an argument with a pogo stick?
They always jump to conclusions.
I watched a horror movie about pogo sticks.
Too many jump scares.
*
I jumped onto my pogo stick and rode to my dog. I said to the dog 'i care about you' the n i started yelling about jews or something. then i did some jumps and I impressed the dog so mch it started humping me.
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