When asked what his song American Pie meant, he replied, “It means I never have to work again.”
Who fucking cares?
Lol. The fool and his money are soon parted.
Rent it. Don't buy it.
Bet that levy ain’t dry
Brainless, celebrity, elderly folk singer dates brainless, golddigging, celebrity model. Oh, sure, this is going to work out for these crazy kids. Hugh Betcha.
All men everywhere. Date them young.
Don't let old hags whose best days they pissed away tell you you shouldn't.
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