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Instead of waiting until the next long, humiliating day of dry mouth, diarrhea and incredulity, I now regret shitposting while I'm still drinking. This is a milestone in my online presence.

I'm still going to wake up and read everything I posted the day before for the first time, (blackout drunk is the best drunk) but at least my sober self will now know that drunk 8BE is aware of that puny mortal.

...I'm really going to hate reading this tomorrow or Thursday.

Instead of waiting until the next long, humiliating day of dry mouth, diarrhea and incredulity, I now regret shitposting while I'm still drinking. This is a milestone in my online presence. I'm still going to wake up and read everything I posted the day before for the first time, (blackout drunk is the best drunk) but at least my sober self will now know that drunk 8BE is aware of that puny mortal. ...I'm really going to hate reading this tomorrow or Thursday.

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HAHA!

did you ever wake up and slowly ask yourself, "did I really do that to my sister-in-law"?

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Pure Pottery...

At this point, between the damage that you have caused your residence and reputation, and the depleted serotonin levels of your brain’s pleasure centers, you might be tempted to ask why you keep doing this to yourself, or even swear off demon rum altogether.

And that would be a tragic mistake. The last thing that anyone should ever do is feel ashamed of blacking out. You were trying to get drunk last night and, goddamnit, mission accomplished.

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...and of all the harm that e're I've done, alas it was to none but me.