Instead of waiting until the next long, humiliating day of dry mouth, diarrhea and incredulity, I now regret shitposting while I'm still drinking. This is a milestone in my online presence.
I'm still going to wake up and read everything I posted the day before for the first time, (blackout drunk is the best drunk) but at least my sober self will now know that drunk 8BE is aware of that puny mortal.
...I'm really going to hate reading this tomorrow or Thursday.
Instead of waiting until the next long, humiliating day of dry mouth, diarrhea and incredulity, I now regret shitposting while I'm still drinking. This is a milestone in my online presence.
I'm still going to wake up and read everything I posted the day before for the first time, (blackout drunk is the best drunk) but at least my sober self will now know that drunk 8BE is aware of that puny mortal.
...I'm really going to hate reading this tomorrow or Thursday.
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