We all know that votes don't count. I stand firm, remaining a lord, in open defiance of the meaninglessness of votes.
I am a lord, and shall continue to lord it over you plebs! You can count on this promise! Few politicians can be so forthrlght and straightforward with their promises! I shall not ever stoop to pretending that vot3s count! I may even be kind to my serfs when convenient!
This is my pledge. Death to all communists. Thank you!
We all know that votes don't count. I stand firm, remaining a lord, in open defiance of the meaninglessness of votes.
I am a lord, and shall continue to lord it over you plebs! You can count on this promise! Few politicians can be so forthrlght and straightforward with their promises! I shall not ever stoop to pretending that vot3s count! I may even be kind to my serfs when convenient!
This is my pledge. Death to all communists. Thank you!
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