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We all know that votes don't count. I stand firm, remaining a lord, in open defiance of the meaninglessness of votes.

I am a lord, and shall continue to lord it over you plebs! You can count on this promise! Few politicians can be so forthrlght and straightforward with their promises! I shall not ever stoop to pretending that vot3s count! I may even be kind to my serfs when convenient!

This is my pledge. Death to all communists. Thank you!

We all know that votes don't count. I stand firm, remaining a lord, in open defiance of the meaninglessness of votes. I am a lord, and shall continue to lord it over you plebs! You can count on this promise! Few politicians can be so forthrlght and straightforward with their promises! I shall not ever stoop to pretending that vot3s count! I may even be kind to my serfs when convenient! This is my pledge. Death to all communists. Thank you!

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[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Too bad, because, oh Lord of Whimsical, you're not getting any votes anyway. (see, I know you were using reverse psychology to get more votes). 'The Art of War'.