I bled a gator and drank its blood
Gator is fucking delicious!
lotta testosterone and growth hormone in a healthy male gators blood! Now Im gonna get on my hawg and go 100 mph to the nearest redneck bar and fight!
Make sure you order a Zima and a glass of ice. Also ask if they have any organic vegan appetizers..... Fool the crackers into thinking you’re a city boy....
“Yup, just rolled in on my brand new Vespa... such freedom on the open road....”
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