Make sure you order a Zima and a glass of ice. Also ask if they have any organic vegan appetizers..... Fool the crackers into thinking you’re a city boy....
“Yup, just rolled in on my brand new Vespa... such freedom on the open road....”
HAAAAAAAA!!!!! Its easy now that I cut off two feet of hair! The 19 inch biceps and ripped forearms are kind of a giveaway.
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