Been putting two in my oatmeal every morning for 25 years. I'm scared boys, really scared.
Aw... I used to do that for my old dog. She lived a very long time!
eggs in oatmeal? that's fucking weird
People always say that until I make it for them. Heres how it goes: scramble the eggs, put the oatmeal & water in, nuke it (or use boiling water) once its ready add cinnamon, honey a little butter & cinnamon apples (applesauce works too). Tastes like apple crisp
is your username legit or satire?
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