Kick them in the nuts from behind.
Kick them in the nuts from behind.
No cameras you say? Shit like this is why I bought a leather sap.
No cameras you say? Shit like this is why I bought a leather sap.
Taxpayers should have to pay for guards at the beer section.
Taxpayers should have to pay for guards at the beer section.
Good thinking.
Good thinking.
You sure it's not you?
You sure it's not you?
Plastic beer boxes?
Plastic beer boxes?
Find another supermarket
Find another supermarket
...or you could tell the store manager.
...or you could tell the store manager.
I already did. He said they don't have enough employees to guard the beer.
I already did. He said they don't have enough employees to guard the beer.
But they do have employees to recognize the guy when he walks in.
But they do have employees to recognize the guy when he walks in.
Nobody knows who it is. WTF are you talking about?
Nobody knows who it is. WTF are you talking about?
Quit drinking
Quit drinking
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