Anyone who criticizes me is clearly politiphobic and using their majority privilege to oppress me. You all need to acknowledge your political privilege and give me your votes as reparations. In addition, I demand that you allow me to run as any political party I want. Claiming my platform doesn't resemble the party(ies) I identify as is mis-politicizing me and you're a bigot. I can change my party at any time, even after being elected. If I lose, I can change my party, demand a recount, and win with fewer votes in acknowledgement of my oppressed status. My pronouns: My liege/majesty/majestix