You're just annoying. It'd be different if I hated you, then I could at least rage against you. But you're just in the way, it's not worth it to even engage. Like a stiff tag in a new t-shirt you can't change until you get home, or like a fly in the room while you're trying to sleep.
I think that's what you're going for though, so mission accomplished. Your next alt should be crotch_heatrash.
Will you be with me??
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