I would kill the fuck out of delicious humans all night, every night. I'd never stop. It would get so bad that the vampire authority or whatever would have to form a death squad to track me down and try and stop me. But I'd kill them too. I'd form a following of ultra thirsty vamps to do my bidding and we would eventually turn humanity into cows. The vampire authority would be chained to the back of blackout trucks and dragged into the daylight. When immortality finally bored me I would construct a glistening silver guillotine to cut my own filthy head off.
I would kill the fuck out of delicious humans all night, every night. I'd never stop. It would get so bad that the vampire authority or whatever would have to form a death squad to track me down and try and stop me. But I'd kill them too. I'd form a following of ultra thirsty vamps to do my bidding and we would eventually turn humanity into cows. The vampire authority would be chained to the back of blackout trucks and dragged into the daylight. When immortality finally bored me I would construct a glistening silver guillotine to cut my own filthy head off.
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