Do I really have to prove that religion exists? I mean that's really easy. But satan lives in your anus and cries out for cocks. I know you've heard him and feed him cocks.

Prove to me they're real.

We’ve talked about this before - this proof thing.

If you want proof, go join the Orthodox Church. The Church provides plenty of evidence, in the context of living the life following Truth.

Honestly, what sort of rubbish is it, demanding “proof” from text on a screen?

I found enough proof to convince me, by being a sincere seeker after Truth. I know it’s out there, available to anyone sincerely seeking. The fact you haven’t found it doesn’t have any bearing on the matter, to me.