I was in Walmart after a long day, and I had my face diaper on my chin. I was in the paper products aisle, and out of the corner of my eye I could see some little blonde lady glaring at me. After a few seconds she said, "Are you sure that's the best way to wear your mask?"
Fuck this shit. I didn't even look at her.
"Yes ma'am," I responded.
"How is that the best way?"
"Because this way, I can fucking breathe."
She said, "Oh I know, I have problems with asthma myself."
And I looked at her. And I realized she wasn't castigating me, she was---or had been---flirting with me. But now she said, "You have a nice day," then turned and bounced away.
Fuck this shit.
I was in Walmart after a long day, and I had my face diaper on my chin. I was in the paper products aisle, and out of the corner of my eye I could see some little blonde lady glaring at me. After a few seconds she said, "Are you sure that's the best way to wear your mask?"
Fuck this shit. I didn't even look at her.
"Yes ma'am," I responded.
"How is that the best way?"
"Because this way, I can *fucking breathe."*
She said, "Oh I know, I have problems with asthma myself."
And I looked at her. And I realized she wasn't castigating me, she was---or *had been*---flirting with me. But now she said, "You have a nice day," then turned and bounced away.
Fuck this shit.
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