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I was in Walmart after a long day, and I had my face diaper on my chin. I was in the paper products aisle, and out of the corner of my eye I could see some little blonde lady glaring at me. After a few seconds she said, "Are you sure that's the best way to wear your mask?"

Fuck this shit. I didn't even look at her.

"Yes ma'am," I responded.

"How is that the best way?"

"Because this way, I can fucking breathe."

She said, "Oh I know, I have problems with asthma myself."

And I looked at her. And I realized she wasn't castigating me, she was---or had been---flirting with me. But now she said, "You have a nice day," then turned and bounced away.

Fuck this shit.

I was in Walmart after a long day, and I had my face diaper on my chin. I was in the paper products aisle, and out of the corner of my eye I could see some little blonde lady glaring at me. After a few seconds she said, "Are you sure that's the best way to wear your mask?" Fuck this shit. I didn't even look at her. "Yes ma'am," I responded. "How is that the best way?" "Because this way, I can *fucking breathe."* She said, "Oh I know, I have problems with asthma myself." And I looked at her. And I realized she wasn't castigating me, she was---or *had been*---flirting with me. But now she said, "You have a nice day," then turned and bounced away. Fuck this shit.

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[–] • 2 pts

I never wear it on my nose. I looked around the store today...I was the only one. Small victories count too, in my faggy lil world.

[–] • 2 pts

Nearly got into it today in a big Texas supermarket cause a guy told me to pull mask up.

I think I sufficiently scared him when I said, as his wife was watching and telling him to stop..

"You can get killed by telling some stranger to put their mask on."

[–] • 0 pt (edited )

I constantly feel like some FAGGOT is going to come out of nowhere and try telling me what to do.

Try telling the faggots what to do for a change. It's invigorating.

"Hey you're not wearing a mask!" (said with a lisp)

"Suck my fat cock."

(thinking they're being witty) "Maybe I will"

"And thats why your a faggot."

"What did you say to me you bigot!"

"You heard me, nigger!"

The last part sadly didn't happen, I only thought of it as I was leaving (because at that point they told me to leave for being disruptive lol). I think the french have a term for this, thinking of a comeback too late.

[–] • 0 pt

Your honor, he needed a killin'

[–] • 0 pt

"But why did you shoot him 14 times???"

"Because I ran out of ammo"

[–] • 1 pt

I understand that but your gun only holds 7!

[–] • 1 pt

Why are you in the Chinese Store in the first place? If you have spent one fucking penny in Walmart, you are the problem.

Sellout faggot.

[–] • 1 pt

Why were you shopping at Walmart?

[–] • 0 pt

Because they have a lotta shit at reasonable prices

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Think she was flirting or backed off once you stood your ground?

[–] • 1 pt

I'm pretty sure she was being friendly, and I just perceived it as hostile because of "the times we live in".

How the fuck are we supposed to communicate properly when we can't even see each other?

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

I know. I used to chit chat with people all the time at the grocery store. Now people back off like you are crazy if you are within 10 feet.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Ugh... I have a hard time looking anyone in the face anymore. I've been going to dog parks and things like that where no one wears masks. I constantly feel like some FAGGOT is going to come out of nowhere and try telling me what to do.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

It's confirmed Poal users are total virgin asspies