What would you like to know Agent Smith? I had Panda Express for dinner. Wasn't very good, sadly. My dog is taking a nap. He tackled me earlier from behind, did a body-slam into the back of my legs. I fell face first, knocked my tv into the window and was wedged between the table and the bed. Re-injured my recently injured middle finger (holding it up to show you), pulled a muscle or two as well. I think my dog is trying to kill me. Are you shooting mind-rays into his tiny head? Should I make a tinfoil hat for him?
What would you like to know Agent Smith? I had Panda Express for dinner. Wasn't very good, sadly. My dog is taking a nap. He tackled me earlier from behind, did a body-slam into the back of my legs. I fell face first, knocked my tv into the window and was wedged between the table and the bed. Re-injured my recently injured middle finger (holding it up to show you), pulled a muscle or two as well. I think my dog is trying to kill me. Are you shooting mind-rays into his tiny head? Should I make a tinfoil hat for him?
Ughh, that wasn’t a TV it is a monitor. It was monitoring you.
Ughh, that wasn’t a TV it is a monitor. It was monitoring you.
Ok, CIA guys, I know that you have video of that. Please post it here. I'd like to see it.
Ok, CIA guys, I know that you have video of that. Please post it here. I'd like to see it.
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