Hi, I’d like to place an order:

Caesar salad and ham sandwich.

Cubicle #1488, 109 Abigail St. Tel-Aviv.

Thanks.

Thanks!

Let me know how I can help.

Can you share your notes?

If not, I'll still let you check my notes for free because I think retards need all the help they can get no matter what.

What happened to your boss; she dead or what?

It's nice to know you'll be there if I need you.

You CIA guys have 2 options -

• Spend decades inserting covert agents into key positions, intercept top secret intel, blackmail and bribe countless people. Just so you can figure out what the Jews are up to.

Or,

• Spend a few hours here each day, and we'll tell you everything the Jews are doing.

glowniggerfaggotkike

I have Tourette's Syndrome. Maybe.

What would you like to know Agent Smith? I had Panda Express for dinner. Wasn't very good, sadly. My dog is taking a nap. He tackled me earlier from behind, did a body-slam into the back of my legs. I fell face first, knocked my tv into the window and was wedged between the table and the bed. Re-injured my recently injured middle finger (holding it up to show you), pulled a muscle or two as well. I think my dog is trying to kill me. Are you shooting mind-rays into his tiny head? Should I make a tinfoil hat for him?

You know every senator on the transportation, space, and commerce committee knows explicitly why the 737Max will kill again for reasons that have nothing to do with MCAS, right?

And that they all coordinated their fake outrage/feet dragging to make sure the FAA wasn't held accountable for the initial fraudulent certification of the plane, right?

You get paid to listen to us talk about jews and niggers all day? Then you go home and pretend you don't agree with us?

Hi Mike, how’s it going. Still trying to hook up with that girl from accounts?