will never pass. He'll never be a real woman
Are you still mad I don't shave for you? Look, you wanted me to pay for dinner so we were both unhappy.
I'm just not an Outback Steakhouse or Golden Corral kinda girl. I want you to want to impress me. Don't you get it yet?
...I am not here to give you attention, it goes the other way.
You will shave. My word is law!
Oh my simple summer simp
doesn't have to do a god damn thing... he's a diva. Kiss his feet like I would if I wasn't competitively more homosexual than him recently.
Fucking southerners, am i right
You can talk all the shit you want about me boy but if you insult Dixie again I'll find you and rape you.
I live at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500 and I need you so badly right now. If you love me you'll cum inside.
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