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[–] 2 pts

Wake up literally or metaphorically? Because literally I have been awake and am just settling in for a nightcap and some shitposting.

[–] 2 pts

metaphorically. sometimes literally also.

[–] 3 pts

It's hard to know if you're metaphorically awake or metaphorically asleep. Obviously being metaphorically asleep still feels like you're awake. And even if you're metaphorically awake people are likely to accuse you of being asleep for rhetorical porpoises. 🐬

[–] 2 pts

dude wheres my car?